Scarlet blade pingzapper
With Scarlet Blade’s decent budget, they could have combined Red Light Center’s environment with actual gameplay to turn it into the best Adult MMO ever. (I’m only briefly touching on what Red Light Center does, but if you’re much more curious, Google it.) It’s more like Second Life, without the censorship. You can walk around, interact with other players, go into clubs, bars, and dungeons, and have virtual sex with other players. The game is modeled after Amsterdam’s red light district. I’m going to briefly talk about Red Light Center, for those of you who never knew it existed. And there really isn’t any decent Adult MMO on the market. In a game where the hook is sex appeal, why not make the game entirely about sex? The graphics were pretty decent and the models looked good. It had multiple 3D characters you could interact (and have sex) with, but the game was very linear and text based.įinally! A Game where skimpy outfits are appropriate!Īnd why not make it an adult game? The market is completely saturated with MMORPGs. The only dating sim that was kind of interactive was the Sexy Beach series. Oh! I think her love meter is going up! So boring. The majority of dating games are very un-interactive and mostly text adventures. It didn’t need this pretense of being an RPG. It could have been a great Dating/Adult MMO. THAT is where Scarlet Blade missed its opportunity. You want to know how not arousing? I couldn’t even get my boyfriend to playtest it with me. I know that’s what this game is about,but Jesus Christ! This game is so saturated with sex that it does a 180 and makes the entire game not arousing. It was amusing at first, but then quickly got repetitive. Every time an NPC contacts you, there’s always some kind of sexual innuendo. You only have a set amount of quests you can do per level, which don’t give you enough EXP, so you have to grind your way to level up.Īnd holy shit, there are a lot of sex puns. Plus, you can’t even move when you attack, making gameplay very stiff. You either have to kill a certain amount of enemies to complete a quest or collect items from enemies. To start, it’s really just another Korean grinder. And that’s where the whole thing falls apart. The hook is that you get to play as hot girls and see T&A everywhere…but once you’re past the jiggle-o-meter, it still has to be a game. The game’s fault really lies in its premise. What I really want to talk about is what this game should have been: an Adult MMO. I’m not, because in all honesty, if this game had a bunch of really hot guys running around in banana hammocks and Brazilian trucks, I would play the shit out of that game. Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat over there.